In the meantime, here is a teaser of some of the things I have been working on for upcoming blog post topics!
- Rand Paul is a douchebag.
- I Spit On Your Grave is a fucking bad ass remake!
- Our stubborn two-party loyalty is why our government sucks and does fuck all for us.
- A tribute to awesome "second singles" by great 90's alt rock bands.
- Gas companies treat us like prostitutes, and not the smart, Julia Roberts kind.
- Keira Knightley is hotter than shit, the devil's shit, in a lava toilet with corns of hot coal.
- I think the Republicans secretly do have a serious presidential candidate hidden somewhere, and all these clowns we're seeing now are part of a great distraction to get Obama to lower his guard and then BAM!
- Obama keeps doing all the shit he promised he'd do on the campaign trail and yet people are still giving him shit, proving you could give some people a hundred dollar bill and they'd bitch cause now they have to go buy a wallet...
- The biggest amoral pieces of shit in politics are also some of the most flamboyantly "Christian," coincidence?
- METAL WILL NEVER DIE, KRISTIN!
Until then, my compadres...