Wednesday, March 21, 2012

"You Should Blog About S.E. Cupp."

I have one admin on my Facebook page, which makes her technically the only other member of the Dave Factor team, and that's my good friend Kristin.  She's usually the one who gives me a ration of crap whenever I post about hot girls and hot girl related stuff, so when she recommends I make a hot girl post about a particular hot girl, that carries some weight.  Recently, we were discussing the popularity of my past posts about Meghan McCain and Imogen Lloyd Webber and Kristin suggested that I check out S.E. Cupp for post consideration...

Oh my...

S.E. Cupp is a conservative political commentator and author.  She has written two books, "Losing Our Religion: The Liberal Media's Attack on Christianity" and "Why You're Wrong About the Right", which she co-wrote with Brett Joshpe.  Now, if you know me, you know I love hot, conservative women.  I don't know why, but there's something alluring about a woman with political views that are strongly in conflict with mine.  Don't get me wrong, I love really liberal women too, for the exact opposite reason, but there's like an angry, competitive hostility vibe with really conservative girls that I think would make for some pretty awesome whore pill-abusing shenanigans.  And, when it comes to conservative girls I would like to engage in whore pill abuse with, S.E. Cupp is on the starting team.

It's the glasses, totally.

I love girls in glasses.  When they have sultry, sexy eyes like that behind them too?  Forget about it.  That's a look that causes good men to make bad decisions, or, in the case of Glenn Back, crazy men to extend job offers.  Cupp signed with Beck's Mercury Radio Arts company in 2011.

Honestly, the combination of glasses and tie is almost too hot.

You can keep your Fox News blonde bunnies, I'll take a smoky brunette like Sarah Elizabeth all day long.  She's got a lot of essential hot qualifications: beautiful face, dark hair, hot body, sexy librarian look and Italian-American heritage, which makes the two of us a perfect DNA match.  This girl knows how to have a good time, the eyes never lie.

"Nuns... baseball... dead puppies... dammit, it's not working..."

With all due respect to Meghan and Imogen, who are gorgeous, sexy blonde hotties of the highest order, S.E. has got it going on.  

S.E. has described herself as an atheist who "really aspires to be a person of faith someday", which I think is quite interesting.  I'm always optimistic about conservatives who are willing to search for their own answers, rather than just sort of blindly toeing the company line.  I have a lot more respect for someone who has a different ideology than mine, based on their own independent research and conclusion that this is the position that makes the most sense to them, than I do for people who just parrot someone else's opinions without really even understanding what they're talking about.  I see far too much of the latter from media pundits on both sides these days.

Who am I kidding?  She could be a Marxist Commie from Mars and I'd give her arguments a day in court.  Seriously, how irresistible is this girl?

Before you even say it, I agree with you...

And this is why I listen to Kristin when she suggests blog topics, especially where they concern the ladies, because she's got good taste and she's smart.

They also both have dark hair and wear cute glasses... wait a second...

Ok, so I would probably get my ass kicked in real life if I posted a picture of Kristin, but there are some strong similarities between the two.  I think that this is part of a vast conspiracy to promote dark-haired, bespectacled hotties after two posts dedicated to blonde beauties, in order to advance a brunette-wing agenda!  Who cares, I'm into it.

"You wanted to see me, Ms. Cu... uh..."

Awesome suggestion, Kristin!  Pay attention people, this is how you contribute properly.


  1. Dave,

    Just saw her again on Real Time. Man, I get what you are saying totally. She has a nearly perfect face, lips, eyes....and those glasses. I just wish she would stand up so we can see the rest of her. She is the only conservative woman in the media who can make me set politics aside. amen.

  2. She's all woman, a woman I'd call in sick for everyday This woman gives a man the reason to go to bed and stay in bed! She turns men into sexual maniacs!