I want to continue to inspire and motivate my friends and those around me to live better as well. I don't want to be one of those annoying people who tries to force their healthy lifestyle down everyone's throat, but I do want to show people how easy it can be to make positive changes in your life if you really want to do it. I mean, if I'm going to be living longer and enjoying my old age more, then I want my friends to be there enjoying it with me.
I also resolve to see more boobs in 2012. Sorry, Kristin, I know you endeavor to see me rise above my childishness, but boobies are freaking awesome, ok? Besides, if this is going to be our last year on Earth, I want to fill it with treasured mammaries. Memories of mammaries...
Travel! I plan to travel more during 2012. I know we'll be spending a lot of time in our favorite cities in CA - San Francisco, Santa Cruz, Monterey and an occasional chaotic party weekend in Hollywood - but I also want to visit friends and family more too. I want to see the country, go to some other states and maybe even venture across the border to another country. Don't worry, I mean Canada, I'm not trying to get kidnapped and murdered by a satanic drug gang!
Once I get my new drum set built, I plan to start playing music again. I might not have delusions of being a famous rock star anymore, but I still love hearing songs that I played on. I actually miss playing to a handful of completely disinterested people in dive bars for gas money. Call me crazy, but those are good times right there. I'm sure there are at least 2 or 3 other people who would like to see me playing again too, so I'm doing it for them!
I'm going to do a lot of partying in 2012. I know I already party pretty hard, but there are some weekends where I don't even party at all! I know, crazy right? I resolve to change that in the new year. I resolve to broaden my horizons, party in new, exotic locals and get fooled by an Asian tranny at least once. Fool me once, shame on you...
I resolve to infect others with my awesome. To rub awesome off on those around me. To encourage the rampant spread of awesome through my community. To promote unprotected awesome in schools. Pre-marital awesome. Awesome with multiple partners. Casual awesome. Drunken, one-night-awesome. Awesome for money. Cyber awesome. Awesome on film. Same-sex awesome. I want awesome to drip from the ceilings, run down the walls and pool up in a puddle of liquid awesome in the middle of the floor. I want misty clouds of awesome to waft on the breeze, floating around raining awesome all over the countryside. I want the rivers and streams to flow with awesome, soak into the ground and contaminate our water supply with concentrated awesome. I WANT TACOS WITH AWESOME SAUCE!
Happy New Year
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